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At the first funeral home, they make your body look presentable and inter you in a timely fashion. In this town, there are two funeral homes. "You're going to the big town in the sky, where there's only one of everything, and it's always the good one. He arrives and asks, "Do you have any sins to confess? Were you good or bad, my child?" You answer that you tried to be good, at least most of the time. Which one do you want to administer your last rites?Īnswer: You request the non-stabby priest.

You fear that between the beating, the weird ashtray pills, and the food poisoning, you don't have long to live.

"Room service" is a euphemism for when the concierge sneaks into your room in the middle of the night and beats you with a sock filled with loose change. Unfortunately, you have picked the bad hotel. Which hotel do you stay at?Īnswer: You're too sick to swim, so you decide to stay in the hotel with room service and to order some saltines and ginger ale.

Following the bad doctor's orders, you decide to rent a hotel room for the night.

The second doctor gives you some pills he found in an ashtray and tells you to get a good night's sleep. The first doctor died due to complications from a runny nose while under the care of the second doctor. Which doctor do you decide to see?Īnswer: Trick question! The town used to have two doctors, but now it has only one. The second doctor chain-smokes and refuses to wash his hands, and in his waiting room there's only a waterlogged Sports Illustrated from 1995-not that you'd be able to read it anyway the dying patients packed in there wail so loudly that it's impossible to concentrate on anything. The first doctor's patients are the very picture of health, and his waiting room has an excellent magazine selection.

You ate a bad sandwich and are feeling sick.

Why would you think that? A guy who makes sandwiches can easily eat his own sandwiches. You have assumed that the rules that applied to the town's barbershops would apply to its delis as well. Unfortunately, you choose to get a sandwich from the second shop. Never buy food from a place with such glaring health-code violations! You don't have to be good at riddles to know that it's just common sense.

Where do you get your sandwich?Īnswer: You should obviously get lunch from the clean sandwich shop. The owner is emaciated and covered in sores.

The second shop is filthy, with piles of rancid bologna on the floor, pepperoncini in the toilet, and Swiss cheese jammed into broken light fixtures. The first sandwich shop is spick and span, with floors that you could eat off of. In this town, there are two sandwich shops. You worked up an appetite trying to settle on a barbershop.Thus, you correctly decide to patronize the second barbershop. And, though the second barbershop is filthy, it's because the second barber has so many customers that there's simply no time to clean. In her free-time, she enjoys paddle boarding on the bay, practicing yoga, riding her yellow beach cruiser, doing photography, and eating mangos.Answer: You cleverly deduce that the first, well-groomed barber couldn't possibly cut his own hair therefore, he must get his hair cut by the second barber. Krystal focuses on the quality of her color & cuts with her attention to detail and precision, making sure you leave the salon with a smile on your face. Krystal believes that her business is more than cutting hair it’s about a genuine interaction of establishing a relationship with her clients. Her passion for hair-styling stems from the joy she gains by making people feel better about themselves while giving them new hairstyles and dapper cuts.

Now, as an independent stylist at a vintage inspired salon ( Salvage Salon ) in the heart of North Park, Krystal provides cuts and color services that allow any man or women to become "Dapper in a Day" as they leave clean, trim and more stylish than before. Her dream to live by the beach and her career at Floyd’s 99 brought her to sunny San Diego in 2012. Working in a barbershop setting for nearly five years allowed her to develop skills in fades, military cuts, and the most recent trends in men’s cuts. After gaining some experience, she started working at Floyd’s 99 Barbershop in Denver, Colorado.

#Dapper cuts license#

Her career in hair launched in Colorado where she received a cosmetology license and started to develop her skills in men’s and women’s cuts, color, and styling. K rystal has been crafting beautiful hair for the past twelve years.